1. We've watched you steadily decline over the past few years.
2. Poor people like you...
3. You need to improve your lot in life.
4. You're on the same path as your grandfather, he spent his whole life in poverty.
5. You need to sacrifice more like me.
6. You need to put your wife back to work.
7. I am going to walk you down and have you clipped after baby 3 is born.
8. It's too late for you to do that.
9. You should be in a house by now.
10. You need to get another job, and work three (out of one side of his mouth)
10a. (out of the other) where is (fill in the blank) he's always working, he needs to spend more time with his family.
Need I say more?
Only been a father for 3 years but pretty sure these things will never escape my lips. Please God I pray you.
Creatively, T
2 comments:
i certainly hope you're not speaking from experience!
Well, I am speaking from experience but not because this is what I have said to my kids. It's because it has been said to me and rehashed several times over the past month. But hey, I am rubber and all that...not.
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